I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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