..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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