dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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