I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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