it wasn't lemon gatorade
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
this is an emotional support booty call
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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