she woke up with a sticky ear
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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