Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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