Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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