Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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