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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera

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• (813): View more from Florida

  there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??

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• (360): View more from Washington

  whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.

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  Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.

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• (916): View more from California

  I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night

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  which are?

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  library sex.

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