she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.