I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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