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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever

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(760): View more from California

She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...

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(208): View more from Idaho

aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.

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(718): View more from New York

I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.

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