Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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