ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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