I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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