Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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