My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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