Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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