at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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