Moan for me like Helen Keller
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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