wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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