i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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