She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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