look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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