Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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