I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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