also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i need to put some appletini on your dick
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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