I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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