Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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