____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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