i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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