had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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