Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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