The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.