I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.