we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?