At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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