I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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