I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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