He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think a kid would responsible me up
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize
