did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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