Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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