Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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