tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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