im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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