I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
porn star boner night. come get it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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