My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
where does the pee come out of this thing
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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