How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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