The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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