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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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