No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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