The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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