Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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