make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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