you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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