And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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