What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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