: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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