Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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