fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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